rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg

Anonymous whispered: ily. Stay beautiful. 

ily ily <3 

Anonymous whispered: I hope you have a nice day. Please smile. :3 <3 um okay 

aww ily<3

Anonymous whispered: how many guys have you gotten with 

hypnoskid:

idk about 420 666 69

invade my privacy :)